To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

To all my readers, the best therapy is to smile and laughter. When someone sent me this it made me do just that, I love humor. And if you don’t think this funny, you need to get yourself some humor at the HUMOUR STORE.

Well, a couple of these are not funny.

 

To  Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1.. In  the Memo section of all your Cheques, Write ‘ For Marijuana.

2. Order  a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with  a serious face.

3. Specify  That Your Drive-through Order Is ‘To  Go’.

4. Sing Along At  The Opera.

5. Five  Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party  Because You have a  headache.

6. When  Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking  lot, Yelling ‘Run  For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’

7. Tell  Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The  Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You  Go.’

And  The Final Way To  Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
           
8. PICK UP A BOX  OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE  FITTING ROOM IS.

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