To all my readers, the best therapy is to smile and laughter. When someone sent me this it made me do just that, I love humor. And if you don’t think this funny, you need to get yourself some humor at the HUMOUR STORE.
Well, a couple of these are not funny.
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1.. In the Memo section of all your Cheques, Write ‘ For Marijuana.
2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is ‘To Go’.
4. Sing Along At The Opera.
5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
6. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’
7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.